2006-05-01 [deranged-bugosh]: I have a line on my house warding off creepy turkish guys

2006-05-01 [deranged-bugosh]: nope....

2006-05-02 [Stratakus]: You could always ask one of the nice Guards to put a handy message above your house saying No Soliciting under Penalty of Public Castration!" Or something like that. Plenty of people here should have such a fate. ... I would televise it and make millions.

2006-05-02 [Gwendylyyn]: Hehe. I've been tempted to have the Guards make a message for mine for that exact reason, all the guys, Turkish and not, who seem to think I will be interested for some reason. What really makes me shudder is when it's the 14 year olds who say things that I wouldn't even let someone my age say to me.

2006-05-02 [Stratakus]: Nobody has gone out of their way to piss me off lately and Elftown is so big a place, it might even be easier to make a Wiki listing people who I don't detest and want deleted from Elftown promtly. These people listed here are the reason I said No to becomming a Guard myself. It would be like handing me a Porno mag and saying "Don't open it!"

2006-05-02 [deranged-bugosh]: I'd kick all of those little teeny bobbers off here...i hate them so much...

2006-06-18 [Jitter]: Lol thanks this entertained me tonight! I reported some of them who aren't yet banned too ^_^

2006-08-25 [sevengem]: http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/member.html?membernr=145394

2006-08-25 [deranged-bugosh]: and another for a waste of bandwith?

2006-10-16 [Dil*]: [big tits] - why the hell do these people come here?

2006-10-16 [Dil*]: it gives me alot of satisfaction that alot of people on here are already gone. But alas! there is an influx of stupid to replace it..yet.

2006-10-16 [Lothuriel]: Indeed...

2006-10-17 [Stratakus]: Eventually I'll update this sight. I just need alot of free time and bordum and I seem to be bogged down in work and unable to find the time. Maybe on the 4 days off I have comming up, maybe not. But I need to add a section for "Elftown Corner Hookers" like [big tits] ... Then again I'm kind of giving thm more publicity than they desirve. I wonder if any perverts use my Jailbait section to pick up...

2006-10-17 [Lothuriel]: Whoort!

2006-10-17 [Dil*]: I doubt many actual idiots visit good pages like these. You have a very select audience. Us. The oldies.

2006-11-20 [light.]: You know, wiki's like these are the MOST entertaining ones on elftown? They make me giggle. Only one thing this one is missing, an Award for the most 'lovesick' 14-16 year olds on elftown. Because, don't you just get SICK of those, "I love this person soooo much" houses when the owner is usually only 13-14 years old? I mean, pfft. Oooooh! Maybe one for a most unoriginal house? Hmm? A scene kid award! The kid who can tell as little about themselves as possible. -suddonly fears she could fall under that- XD

2007-08-06 [tuff ghost]: 1

2007-08-10 [deranged-bugosh]: i feel that [gwing999] needs to be in here...

2007-08-10 [light.]: ....man my comment is old.

2007-08-12 [Stratakus]: Yeah I'm a bit busy lately so I don't have time to patrol as often. And I feel more pity for gwing999 than detest.

2007-08-13 [deranged-bugosh]: why pity?

2007-08-18 [deranged-bugosh]: and then there is [Resol]...if only there was an un-award for the un-awards on the ability to waste-bandwith, only in a more amusing waste of it

2007-08-20 [Stratakus]: Actually, filling the description with song lyrics counting as copyrighted material makes it reportable. Which amuses me greatly.

2007-08-21 [deranged-bugosh]: damn, you could get a shitload of retards banned, or at least suspended...that's fanfuckingtastic

2007-08-25 [werethylacine]: Hmmm... I think the house of [Little Lion Man] merits some sort of unaward. Even if he's not taking himself seriously (oh please, god, let that be the case), it's still worthy of a waste of bandwidth award.

2007-08-26 [deranged-bugosh]: why do people waste make up like that? he makes me want to kick a baby seal

2007-08-28 [Stratakus]: I'm astounded by [Little Lion Man] ... some stuff makes me laugh, the other makes me sad in the "I pity you" sort of way... I think my head bay explode

2007-09-18 [squall_kitty]: ...Best...Wiki...Ever...
You get a gold star.

2007-09-18 [deranged-bugosh]: there should be a 'gold star' unaward for people who are SOOOO SUPER!

2008-02-10 [Stratakus]: This one should be entertaining eh Bugosh? Happy hunting.

2008-02-10 [Paul Doyle]: The newest guy also needs to be (be?)knighted in the Order of Geographically Challenged Smacktards. He lives in Chicago . . . Indiana, though his placemark is in Iowa?

2008-02-11 [Stratakus]: If it wasn't just giving them publicity, I'd make one for all the annoying brats who come here with the sole purpose of pDHere is my description!: Look me up on MySpace! My username there is Skankbag_Whorepants"

2008-02-11 [deranged-bugosh]: I just don't understand the concept of whoring yourself over the internet. sure, making money off your personal porn is one thing, but that's completely different than the little 15 year olds that are like 'OMG! Look at how HAWT I look when I angle the camera so you can only see half of my ugly, zit-infested face and none of the gut that i'm hiding!'

2008-02-11 [Stratakus]: As time goes by, the angle just gets higher and higher
It used to be taken from the hip, and then straight out, and then a little bit up, now I can see the damned Floor behind them. Given more time all we'll be seeing is the backs of peoples heads.

2008-02-12 [deranged-bugosh]: that's the sexiest part. it's what you see when you bend em over and fuck em right in the ass.

2008-02-26 [EmeraldGrizzly]: This page is beautiful... *cries blood*

2008-02-27 [deranged-bugosh]: hey strat, apparently your wiki is blood worthy...maybe next people will start sacrificing themselves in the glory of the un-awards...you should put this shit on tv and start a cult.

2008-02-27 [Stratakus]: A whole TV show of me ranting about things I don't like, interviewing people just to mouth at them... Chris Cocker would be my very first guest. ... And then every guest is filmed getting their butts kicked out the back door into the alley.

2008-02-28 [deranged-bugosh]: yeah, dude! you could make a shit load of money. however, I want to do the asskicking. i'm specially trained as a little sister of 4 brothers and one happens to be a sniper in the army. i'll take em on!

2008-02-28 [Stratakus]: I'm getting a couple of jackasses evicted... They would fit the profile for my very first guests. My new apartment is nice and quiet, I'm relaxing, and then suddenly Riding Dirty starts blaring at full blast causing the doors and pipes to rattle, then I hear some guy screaming at a cat to scare it into running for it's life, and then 4 other guys show up and every 3rd word out of their mouths was "Fuckin'", yelling over the music instead of turning it down. This may sound acceptable to you party people but I can feel noise in my bones.

ME:"Sooo. You're Jackasses. How does that work for you?"
JA: "What the Fu.."
ME: "Yeah shut up. So you enjoy terrorizing cats do you? What's up with that?"
JA: "Fuckin Cat was fuc..."
ME: "Mmhmm. Yeah that sucks. So, you're an annoying douche bag, any comments?"
JA: "Fuck You".
ME: "Fuck. You. Interesting. Audience what do you think?"
AUDIENCE: BUGOSH BOOTING!
ME: "And there you have it" Jackasses are painted red "You will be booted out the door into a crowd of Crips, they will be identified by their blue rags and their beating you into a bloody pulp. Have a nice day. Take'em away Buggy!"

2008-02-28 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: great wiki

2008-02-28 [deranged-bugosh]: fuckin' a right! I'd do it. people like that piss me off and i just so happen to like cats. imma let my cat go on em, dante's inferno. he's short and fat and doesn't really like people, especially loud child-like ones

2008-02-28 [Stratakus]: There is a special place in hell for people who get animals just because "They're cute and I want one", with no intentions of being responsible at all.

2008-02-28 [deranged-bugosh]: there's a special place for my foot in their ass too...

2008-03-02 [deranged-bugosh]: [idontfuckingcare] makes baby jesus throw up everytime she types something...

2008-03-02 [Stratakus]: I'd pee on her. Not to mark my territory, but just for laughs. Unless it turned her on, then throw dirty old person diapers at her.

2008-03-02 [deranged-bugosh]: but usually if the golden shower is going to turn someone on, they'll prolly like fecal matter too. you gotta make her lick the diapers after the old people have ingested a bunch of prune juice

2008-03-02 [deranged-bugosh]: I've done it! I have found a nominee for the go cry emo kid un-award! [Mizz.Kat]

2008-03-02 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: Ive found another. It seems this one is to emo even for her own face. [Nina Neglect]

2008-03-02 [Stratakus]: Screams of lust has to much love on her description for the ultimate emo... but I got a good eyebrow raise of of reading "I Love Food. I Could Never Be Anorexic, But I am Bulimic Because I Think I'm A Cow." I'ma keep an eye on her...

2008-03-02 [Stratakus]: They just aren't the emo I'm looking for.... I've got their houses in line for other categories to come out with in the future once I unveil the "Delusions of Grandeur" un-award for some of the people on the posted waiting list.

The problem is somehow all the emo kids went out and got girlfriends or boyfriends... So for the moment their houses are full of "I'm going to love this person forever"... so I'll watch them until the breakup comes and then the real fun begins.

2008-03-02 [Stratakus]: Actually Bugosh, your suggestion looks to be one of the few remaining goths in the world. Case in point: Marilyn Manson, Boyfriend wears more makeup than she does, goes on and on about her evil boyfriend. Goth.

2008-03-02 [Stratakus]: Signs You've Found an Emo House
House Will Contain any 3 or more of the following:
1a: Most of Face hidden behind (intentionally) badly maintained hair.
1b: Face not hidden by hair made invisible by High Exposure lighting.
2: Extreme Camera Angles taken from arms length above head or below hip
3:[x]Using[x]The[x]Square[x]Brackets[x]To[x]Get[x]Pink[x]Text.
4a:Putting a bunch of random symbols before their name i.e: "xX$%Crying**Shame%$Xx"
4b: Using a depressing phrase/lyric instead of a name.
5a: Listing every emo band in existance in their own seperate line and listing them all as your favorites
5b: Using [#3] in the list.
6: Complaining how ugly you are and then putting millions of pictures in your house.
7: Tight Pants (womens), and tight shirts to show off your total and complete lack of muscle, while showing off your boney shoulders and elbows.
8: Extreme. Closeup. Pouting!
9: Single, and never going to love anyone else or be happy ever again.
10: Talking about cutting and other forms of self abuse because for some reason, hurting yourself makes it hurt less... yeaaaaaah

2008-03-03 [deranged-bugosh]: it's just so damn hard to find the perfect ones. i mean, there are a billion emo kids, but none satisfying enough to make me want to slit my own wrists so i won't have to look at them anymore.

2008-03-03 [deranged-bugosh]: I'm on a mission though, so imma find a couple few potentials: [Blaire] or [Kaitlyn] and the greatest one yet that matches most all of your guidelines is *drumrolls* [xhideously-t.a.k]

2008-03-03 [Stratakus]: But Tak is not Emo, as she says.... Wow I'm noticing where goths evolved into emos, emos are evolving into HXC... which is supposed to stand for Hard Core. Hard core what? I don't know...

~Whines~ They're smiling! Emos with Smiles... it frightens me... I would go for Bee-laire, she is missing the look...

2008-03-04 [deranged-bugosh]: tak is definately emo, no matter what she says

2008-03-04 [Stratakus]: All the Emos I wanna make fun of have gone to http://fake.swedma.com

2008-03-04 [deranged-bugosh]: emos don't know how to cyber. what do they say, 'oh baby! you slit my wrists so sexy-like!' the only reason they yell 'deeper' is so they push the razor in further.

2008-03-04 [Stratakus]: I've seen chatlogs of emos cybering ...
"i lik ur pussy"
"mm bby i like dat"
"i bend u over teh couch n fuk u"
"mmmm"

2008-03-05 [deranged-bugosh]: i still love the song 'i must be emo' and the line 'i already have a pussy, i don't need another one.'

2008-03-05 [deranged-bugosh]: you can't deny this couple. [|St|ephie _x] and [dead memories]

2008-03-05 [Stratakus]: Noted, recorded. I'm going to do one big update instead of a bunch of small ones.

2008-03-05 [deranged-bugosh]: there's just so many of them, and still so many half/wannabe emos out there too

2008-03-05 [Stratakus]: Best place to find more is looking in the known emos friends lists.

2008-03-05 [deranged-bugosh]: it amazes me how i never thought of that. i just check to see if they put the username down for the retarded pictures they have of their transexual friends in their houses.

2008-03-05 [Stratakus]: Now now, I know a few cross dressers who are lovly persons... though when they cross dress they don't just change into womens tight pants, they go all out with dresses and wigs and gaudy makeup... So I guess there is a difference between Emotrannys and the "normal" kind... Haha I can't believe there is now a normal kind of cross dresser.

2008-03-06 [deranged-bugosh]: i have no problem with cross dressers. i just have a problem seeing guys scrunching up their testicles in chick pants. but i guess it's a good thing that it makes them sterile so they can't make a million emo babies with stupid hair cuts.

2008-03-06 [Stratakus]: "Mom! Danny stole my pants again!"
"Danny, Give your little sister her pants back."
"But Mom, all the ones I have right now are too baggy. My thighs can actually move around in them!"
"I don't care, it's her first day of grade 5. And give back her hoochie pink belly showing shirt."
"But Mom, I'm trying to be Ironic and Bisexual! You don't understand me! Nobody understands me!"
"Just hurry up and give your sister her cloths back and get to school, the milk man will be here soon."

2008-03-06 [deranged-bugosh]: i actually had this conversation with an emo kid:
"Aren't your balls all scrunched up in those chick pants?"
"What?"
"I mean, shouldn't they be able to breathe?"
"They're not scrunched up at all."
"So I'm guessing that you just don't have balls at all then, right?"
"o.0? What kind of question is that?"
"Just wondering..."

2008-03-06 [Stratakus]: [m_tothe_at] and I had a similar conversation when I was at my friends place where I used to live.
"Nah see, the tight pants make my bulge stand out better!"
"Um... I wear baggy pants and I still have trouble hiding the bulge. And it doesn't explain the pink studded belt."
"I think the belt is wicked."

2008-03-06 [deranged-bugosh]: I think that the pink belt makes them look like a fairy...

2008-03-06 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: ive got one for the stoner award. [midnight toker]

2008-03-06 [Stratakus]: Yes. Yes he is. He's on the list for my next update. Only a few more and I'll do it.

2008-03-07 [deranged-bugosh]: emos don't know depression until they've experienced how i feel about them being the future doctors and lawyers and politicians...I think i might kill myself first...

2008-03-07 [deranged-bugosh]: [Abandoned Acct]and [NukleaЯ EveЯgloW™] for the emos, [sexy_thang06] for the jailbait

2008-03-07 [Stratakus]: [Abandoned Acct] appears to have cleaned house and ran.

2008-03-07 [Stratakus]: [Ambuhh.] Yet another house that feels the need to spend the whole thing ranting about her own bitchiness and how much everyone else sucks.

2008-03-07 [Stratakus]: I'm considering giving myself an Un-Award. Just to show that this is all in good laughs.

"We're not laughing at you! ... Okay yes we are, but we encourage you to laugh at you with us!"

2008-03-07 [deranged-bugosh]: i think the regulars in here should all get the 'Extreme Asshole' un-award...

2008-03-07 [deranged-bugosh]: going for the emos is also [Magical Trevor.]

2008-03-07 [Stratakus]: He's got the look down, but he's missing the attitude... seems more screamo... those are the ones with the emo look but more of a punkish attitude...

2008-03-08 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: They all should eat ricen.

2008-03-08 [Stratakus]: But it would give them what they want. Though the castor oil it is derived from... that would have hilarious effects while leaving them alive, though not happy. But then it could give them legitimate reasons to complain.

2008-03-08 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: For a little while till it took over their nervous systems :)

2008-03-08 [deranged-bugosh]: wow...it's kinda said that you know that shit, babe. imma watch my food/drinks around you, and not just because you like to claim them for yours.

2008-03-08 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: lol. Nah If I was gona kill you in particular i'd get creative... Death by snoo snoo xD

2008-03-08 [deranged-bugosh]: oh well, that's the way i've always wanted to die...

2008-03-09 [Stratakus]: Crushed Pelvis. What a way to go.

2008-03-09 [deranged-bugosh]: the cook at work was telling me about this dude that was getting head when the chick had an anuerism and they had to put them both on a stretcher and take them through the hospital because she had latched onto him and they couldn't get him to stop yelling about how he choked her and how proud he was.

2008-03-11 [deranged-bugosh]: le sigh...[SirTokeALot]

2008-03-11 [Stratakus]: I added him to the waiting list. He doesn't go on about being a stoner enough to be a smacktard, but his house was pointless enough to be mentioned.

2008-03-11 [deranged-bugosh]: he could be on the 'oh so super' un-award i was supposed to start working on a while ago...

2008-03-12 [deranged-bugosh]: [Dj. CHRISTOFF] is worthy of something...

2008-03-12 [Paul Doyle]: He's worthy of getting boofed by Chris Crocker, he of "Leave Britney ALOOOOOONE!" infamy.

2008-03-12 [Stratakus]: I'm going to make an UnAward called "Go The FUCK BACK TO MYSPACE!" He'll(?) be on top.

2008-03-12 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: [sexygirl696]. Nuff said.

2008-03-12 [Stratakus]: Ugg... I can picture her whole description being read in one of those ditzy sugary Beverly Hills voices

2008-03-13 [werethylacine]: In regards to sexybitch. Her mood is "is; horny". Now, I'm a little fuzzy when it comes to the semicolon, but that wins the "Worst Semicolon Butchering Evar" award.

2008-03-13 [Stratakus]: Yeah. Even know a Semicolon doesn't go there. Maybe she semi-wants it in her colon?

2008-03-13 [Paul Doyle]: She wants a semicolon up there, with an exclamation point.

2008-03-14 [deranged-bugosh]: go public schooling! yay!

2008-03-14 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: She sent me a msg saying, "Hey sexy." Now, in my profile you cant even see my face that well. She needs to go drink some antifreeze and play in traffic.

2008-03-15 [Stratakus]: I'd have replied "Hey dumbass." and blocked her.

2008-03-15 [Stratakus]: I need to revise the Jail Bait to encompass sluts in general [tiffani_big_tits]

2008-03-15 [Paul Doyle]: she deserves something just for spelling Led Zeppelin "Led Zepplin"---never mind the gratuitous crotch shot of doom.

2008-03-15 [Stratakus]: [Pimp50]

2008-03-16 [Paul Doyle]: LMAO!! Looks like he's begging to be slam-dunked.

2008-03-17 [deranged-bugosh]: and these, ladies and gentlemen, are the future doctors and lawyers...

2008-03-17 [Stratakus]: I think there is going to be a 10 year gap of stupid asshole adults who never grow out of their childhood and then the generation, the children being born in the year 2000, will be the ones to make everything right again. Or at least I hope so.

2008-03-18 [squall_kitty]: Hey now! I resemble that remark! ^_^

2008-03-18 [Stratakus]: You're only 2 years younger than me. Of course there will be exceptions. I was referring more to the generation currently struggling through the grade school system that passes people who can't even spell intelligence let alone use it in a description of themselves that doesn't involve "I have a very low ________"

2008-03-18 [squall_kitty]: *snickers* Yes, I appreciate what you say. I've almost graduated with an Education degree, and it makes me rather sad to see the state of the education system here in the US. 

2008-03-18 [Paul Doyle]: Being the father of child born in 1999, and freely admitting I've never completely grown up despite the suit I wear at work on a daily basis, I can't help but wonder if I am one of those "stupid asshole parents" Strat is alluding to. :P

2008-03-18 [Stratakus]: There are adults who never leave their childhood behind, and then there are the ones who never accept responsibility for anything in life.

2008-03-18 [deranged-bugosh]: i know a lot of people like that...sure, they're funny, but still live with their parents as well

2008-03-19 [Paul Doyle]: You find a lot of them in the furry fandom. Being in the furry fandom myself (but not getting too carried away with it) I've noticed plenty of basement-dwellers with zero responsibility :3

2008-03-19 [Stratakus]: I'm a furry. My Fursona is a human. I dress as a human all the time and nobody looks at me funny. It's odd.

2008-03-19 [deranged-bugosh]: i'm sure they do, you just don't notice

2008-03-22 [Paul Doyle]: [shy Dragon Princess] looks like someone got her "fantasy sites" mixed up. She thinks Elftown is a sex site.

2008-03-22 [deranged-bugosh]: and again with the generic photos that all look the same...

2008-03-22 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: "Hey look, I got boobs, sleep with me"

2008-03-23 [deranged-bugosh]: is that how i come off to you? lol

2008-03-23 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: noooo. You got a nice ass to :D

2008-03-24 [deranged-bugosh]: [-=-Renesmee-=-] ...emo....nuff said

2008-03-25 [deranged-bugosh]: and [lauren.] for waste of bandwith, and area we don't address that often...

2008-03-25 [Chrysilla]: don't forget her identical-housed boyfriend or whatever he is, [terry.]

2008-03-26 [deranged-bugosh]: holy shit. why the fuck would you plan for your ET house to be identical to that of a significant others or whatever it is?

2008-03-26 [Stratakus]: He's in North Carolina and she's in California. I guess having matching profiles is the closest they get to going on a date.

2008-03-26 [Paul Doyle]: That, or one of the houses is completely fake. [ThreeHawks]/[Soldrinker]/[Tuquah]/[3HawksBaby] come to mind, albeit to a far lesser degree. *snicker*

2008-03-26 [Stratakus]: [*CONCRETE ANGEL*] Wants to be a model but these look more like pictures taken by the john that picked her up on the corner.

2008-03-26 [deranged-bugosh]: if she plans to become a model, she may want to drop a couple few pounds first, especially off of the midsection. plus, she's only 16, so she's pushing to jailbait

2008-03-27 [deranged-bugosh]: [sketch_me_please] could fit so many

2008-03-27 [Stratakus]: She's down for waste of bandwidth for my next big overhaul... I'm so lazy about updating right now. Inspirating will strike soon though. I am making a Dilusions of Grandeur one and I'm at the top of the list of winners, but it'll give a place foe me to put some of the unplaced unawards yet.

2008-03-27 [Stratakus]: [FindAnotherLike Me] And this guy has about 30 Youtube links in his house. Links to music videos... it's the evolution of the band lists. Now instead of mile long band list, it's hundred mile youtube link lists.

2008-03-27 [deranged-bugosh]: oi. why would you even bother with all that shit? it just seems so...tedious.

2008-03-28 [Stratakus]: Sometimes I will make sporadic updates when I see one that really grinds my gears. I believe the newest Jailbait was suggested awhile back but now it's even more deserving. [sexygirl696]

2008-03-28 [Stratakus]: I need to make an unaward for people who's entire ET house is nothing but "Praise The Lord!" or some other religious stuff. I won't pic on Christians, though it'll look like it because Jesus Humpers and Teeniewiccans are the only religions that get boasted around here with any annoyance. I mean, I'll leave alone anyone who just happens to mention "I'm Jewish" or "Yeah I believe in God" ... but then there are just the people who "I Accepted Jesus into my heart and my life is amazing, Blabity blah praise the lord! Save your soul blah blah" or "I'm Wiccan, I cast spells, I dress all in black and go to meetings where we talk about how cool it would be if our spells actually worked!" You know, the people that create the stereotypes.

2008-03-28 [deranged-bugosh]: i'm a wiccan, actually, and it's seeing people doing that shit in their profiles pisses me off. there's no 'spells.' there are incantations and blessings, but not spells like you see on charmed. yeah, we definately need a 'playgan' un-award or something like that.

2008-03-30 [Stratakus]: [Ghost__Flower] This one deserves notice though no un-award.

2008-04-06 [Stratakus]: [~*{Tiffany}*~] Another "I'm a Bitch, Don't Mess With Me" house. Eventually I'll go back through these comments and post them, but I'm either to lazy or to busy with work and the gym, which kinda doesn't fit with the being lazy.

2008-04-06 [deranged-bugosh]: i just want to hit her...

2008-04-11 [Stratakus]: [ihatereality78] Uuuuuh....

2008-04-12 [deranged-bugosh]: sounds like a load of bullshit to me.

2008-04-12 [Stratakus]: [bluesteel07] Wow. This guy is like the real life version of my April Fools prank. And one day he will be Presisent

2008-04-15 [deranged-bugosh]: what a douchemonkey

2008-04-15 [deranged-bugosh]: look at this pathetic looking motherfucker...[xdillonx]...i wonder if he lives near my brother out in washington...he gets back on friday from his sniper training...

2008-04-15 [Stratakus]: I mean, I like the bracer, I like the blue hair, But for all practicality, why is obscuring +50% of your vision with hair the In thing? "Arms Length Photos: Because You Have No Friends To Take Pictures For You"

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Unique.jpg

2008-04-16 [deranged-bugosh]: ha ha ha. that's great

2008-04-19 [Stratakus]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVq1BRuzqY

2008-04-20 [deranged-bugosh]: watch the emo patrol...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsw68COl-Cs&feature=related

2008-04-20 [Stratakus]: Already did. Though I was a bit disturbed by the Curb Stomp. I would have forced them into a barbers chair and cut their hair into a bowl cut.

2008-04-20 [Stratakus]: [Billie Jake] Don'tcha just wanna take an icepick to him?

2008-04-20 [Paul Doyle]: Or maybe simply pull down that 1980s breakdancing-wear cap over his face? :3

2008-04-21 [Stratakus]: And hold it down with an icepick.

2008-04-21 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: I was thinkin hat, just go and set their hair ablaze when their busy crying or cutting themselves.

2008-04-21 [deranged-bugosh]: what is the world coming to?

2008-07-14 [Rainbow Dragonflies]: Your mother.
that's what.

2008-07-16 [deranged-bugosh]: well, according to my boyfriend, apparently my mom is do-able lol. but yeah, i moved, which is why i haven't been on in forever. we just got our new apt today

2008-07-16 [Rainbow Dragonflies]: .. O-o;; I'd run from your boyfriend, then.

2008-08-10 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh, come on... I totally deserve one, if not all, of these awards... *eats ramen*...

2008-08-10 [Stratakus]: Even Jail-bait?

2008-08-10 [Mortified Penguin]: You bet! I am 17, hot, and slutty...

2008-08-10 [deranged-bugosh]: still waiting on a douche-pansy un-award...or something to the effects of it

2008-08-12 [Stratakus]: I'm waiting for summer to end and I once again return to the bordum of living in a resort town in the off season.

2008-08-12 [deranged-bugosh]: i have a month until school starts and i start a job tmra that serves pizza to specifically two of the 3 major colleges in the town...

2008-08-12 [Stratakus]: [daclives4ever]

2008-08-12 [Lerune]: Wow. I've been inactive for so long, I forgot what it was like to see all these asshats and just stare blankly at their descriptions.

2008-08-12 [Paul Doyle]: That house's photo's need new captions. For the top photo we might have: Folks, this is what you might look like if you get whacked upside the face with a two-by-four . . .

2008-08-12 [deranged-bugosh]: man, oh man. i want to broadcast all of my personal problems, just like her, and threaten to beat everyone's ass, completely contradicting everything else in my description. I want to complain about how ugly I am and post a ton of pictures of my mugshots...anyone got any extra kittens to drown?

2008-08-19 [EnigmaFlame]: *Walks in and paints "Unlight" on the wall in blood and walks out*

2008-08-19 [Ariandra]: I have 2 kittens...;)

2008-08-19 [deranged-bugosh]: are you emotionally attached to them?

2008-08-20 [Ariandra]: I am feeling less and less so as they continually trash my house. But I suppose my kids would never forgive me for even thinking ill thoughts of them. :/

2008-08-20 [EnigmaFlame]: Why drown kittens? Dogs are more annoying

2008-08-21 [deranged-bugosh]: because i want to drown something...not shoot it. that's what you do with puppies.

2008-08-25 [EnigmaFlame]: You could just eat them ^.^ That way you gewt something out of it

2008-08-27 [deranged-bugosh]: if i was oriental, i would eat it. but since i'm an american, i just like to kill and leave things. i'm wasteful like that lol

2008-08-27 [EnigmaFlame]: Im American. Im not wasteful, im very precise and exact. When I spar my brother I take him down with 1 hit and 1 hand.

2008-08-28 [deranged-bugosh]: i was being sarcastic, you dolt

2008-08-28 [Mr•Selfdestruct]: Ahaha dolt

2008-08-29 [deranged-bugosh]: or dink...i like that one too

2008-09-03 [EnigmaFlame]: You insepid worm, I lack patience for your rhetoric. Mine was better.

2008-09-07 [deranged-bugosh]: i like piss-infected-cum-bubble.

2008-11-24 [EnigmaFlame]: I am a disease that there is no cure for

2008-11-25 [Mortified Penguin]: True, but where are you going with this?

2008-11-25 [EnigmaFlame]: .< everywhere

2008-11-27 [Stratakus]: Daravir if you are not going to contribute anything useful to my wiki I would prefer you leave it instead of solidifying why I dislike your presence on Elftown.

2008-11-27 [Mortified Penguin]: *spits on this wiki*

2008-11-28 [Lerune]: And besides, it's "I am a disease for which there is no cure." anyway. ;)

*hands Mort a tissue*

2008-11-28 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats the tissue*

2008-11-29 [Paul Doyle]: *randomly yawns and spews fire*

2008-12-03 [EnigmaFlame]: I thought I was helping this wiki by solidifying why you dislike my presence on Elftown. This is solid proof, yep. >.> Stratakus is just mad he's not my friend. Oh and thanks for that Lerune. *looks around* yep. I really dont think anyone will bother to waste a un-award on me. Oh yeah I have to leave evil-like *crosses arms gliding back into the shadows, laughing darkly before vanishing*

2008-12-24 [deranged-bugosh]: right...because who wouldn't want to befriend a piss-infected cum bubble?...please note my sarcasm

2008-12-24 [Stratakus]: I try to distance myself from sociopaths as much as possible.

2009-01-21 [deranged-bugosh]: well...you're not doing a very good job...

2009-02-21 [Paul Doyle]: [fuck da police] looks like he'd fit in here.

2010-02-01 [sweet.tx.tea]: This. Is. Brilliant. <3

2010-09-19 [Nioniel]: Agreed. :)

2010-09-19 [Mortified Penguin]: I would like to nominate [Mortified Penguin] for The Peiner Wenis Un-Award, The Jailbait Un-Award, and, hopefully, the The Golden Bird Un-Award.